“And just like that, a decade’s gone. Next!” —
“Okay. Polka dots daw yung panty niya just in case totoo yung “polka-dot-yayaman” belief streak.” —
“I see lots of tween girls in semi-sexy poses on their online accounts. I say you’ll have the rest of your life to be or do sexy, but, wow, I tell you—— being a kid? That zips by really fast and one day when you’re in therapy at 50 - you’ll wonder where your childhood went. No rush. No rush. Hush.” —Tita Gang
“We are stronger and smarter than the shit 2009 threw at us. We will figure this out eventually and if answers don’t come we’d have gathered ourselves enough to shrug and say, NEXT.” —Tita Gang
“Why would you want to be difficult? It’s so much easier to be easy.” —
“Ba’t parang puro si Ramon Bautista yan at si Saab Magalona? Porn magazine ba ang UNO?” —my friend asked me while I was showing her how Tumblr works.
“Parang na mimiss ko nang mag statue dance ng seryoso. Yung naiihi ka sa excitement tapos tawang-tawa ka sa sarili mo. Pag balik ng music, kembot ulit. Tapos rinse and repeat many times throughout your childhood.” —Gang Badoy